12.29.2008

Playing golf with the big, badass politician boys with murderous intent?

Link here

It's incredible, really. Hard to believe such an inhumane act. Even if one guy got poked with an effin umbrella, it does not change the fact that THEY started the fight and they had stupid guns.

People nowadays are such pushovers to politicians. (I'm referring to the staff of the golf club)

PATHETIC!


I hope justice is served. GRRRR!!

12.13.2008

Twilight Tagalog Version.

Link

TWILIGHT,

TAGALOG BERSYON.




"kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi
siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".
so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".

so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".

pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".

nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangkay, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.

sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.

so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.

"eow poh... ahihihihi"

"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"

so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".

tapos nagsex sila


so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala. alam naman natin ang basic equation ng pagkacool."



Got it from Meggy. I say ROFL. :))

Curiousity does NOT kill kitteh. *smug*

Warning: Check the April 2, 2008 post entitled "Muntikan na... WAG PABIKTIMA KAY RUDOLF LACERNA!!!" from solerasturias.multiply.com to see the infected link.

Got this message from a Friendster friend about adding me on Multiply, but the link looked to suspicious so I Googled it first. Turns out my gut feeling was correct and the link had a bad (understatement) effect on your Multiply account.

Quoting the guy who owns solerasturias.multiply.com:

"
Tiyak na magloloko rin ang multiply ninyo (tulad ng nangyari sa akin) kung sinundan n'yo ang link sa oras na naka-log in kayo sa Multiply. LALABAS SA INBOX N'YO AY PURO CONTENT MULA SA KANYA AT WALANG OPTIONS NA SETTINGS AT LOG-OUT. Pero para maayos ang account n'yo, clear private data (kung kayo ay naka-Firefox).
"

So there. If you got fooled by the link before, there's your solution. :p


KITTEH HATES BARKING! *cough cough cough COUGH*

12.01.2008

Have you had your Miao Miao today?

Currently Playing: Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth*


*SPOILER: This song played during the Prom scene.

Saturday
We watched Twilight's last full show @ MoA which started at 10:15 PM. Loved the movie. I mean for someone who hasn't read the book, I appreciated the movie. Simple as that. There's apparently no need for me to dress up the words.


Why'd they name it Twilight?
"..Google it." - Edward

When we got in the theater, I thought we were pretty early because we're probably among the first 20 people in De Luxe. In 20 minutes, I realized the theater was freakin full. We were just on time. lol. Since he got enough sleep, I knew Jay wasn't gonna fall asleep on this one. Meh, he didn't sleep on me when we watched Madagascar 2 so I guess that's enough assurance to hold on to. XD

The beginning was, in my opinion, dark enough. o.O I heard a girl (who I thought was prolly the lead lady) say "I'd never given much thought to how I would die...", I later learned this was the book preface. Bella, the lead who tells the story, had dry humor. I mean, what's up with the line on her being pale despite living in sunny Arizona? She answered 'maybe that's why they kicked me out'? =_=" On a lighter note, Edward Cullen's role was played beautifully by everyone's beloved Diggory, Rob Pattinson. *swoons*

Oh, and there was this one scene they had in the café where Edward told Bella that he can read people's minds. He went "Money, sex, money. Sex.... Cat". The audience laughed. Then I looked at Jay and saw him smiling, he did that for about a full minute. Then I asked him, "So what are you thinking about right now?" He answered "lolcat". ROFL.

I thought the movie's really good for an adaptation, I'll find out soon enough if it lived up to the bestseller book. I just have one evident complaint with the movie, and that's with Kristen Stewart who played Bella. She sort of acted too flatly, rather emotionless if you ask me. If you watch(ed) the trailer you'd know what I mean. You're supposed to be really excited or awed and scared at the same time if you find yourself standing on top of a tree, looking at the vast forest, with or without a vampire. Argh.

When the movie ended, we got up along with the rest of the audience; I was personally feeling rather satisfied. Jay asked me something while we walked out, it went like this:

Jay: So, how would you rate the movie from a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest?
Me: *thinks* ... I'd say about 8.
Jay: *smiles* Ako rin. I'd give it a 7.5.
Me: (thinking I wanna read the books soon, crap~ now I need to save moolah for that)
Jay: I liked how the story revolved on forbidden love.
Me: *stares at Jay* Haha.. I like how you said 'forbidden love'.
Jay: *gives a 'huh' look* What?
Me: I said, I like how you said 'forbidden love'. Doesn't it kinda remind you of something?
Jay: *grins smugly* Did you mean something or someone? (he was referring to a past)
Me: I meant something, not someone.
Jay: Hmm, di e, baka someone. *laughs*
Me: Definitely something. An emotion is a thing, right?

I intended to refer to what we actually had. Or maybe just what I thought we had... lol. I liked the movie because I found something that connects us to them.

By the time we got out of the cinema, it was dark and the hallways were packed with none other than the movie watchers. Bah. Way past curfew... How the hell am I supposed to go back to the boarding house?! ;__;


Insert: Adventures of Lolrus and Lolcat


(Bus scene)
- Kitteh was leaning on the glass window -
Lolrus: Kitteh no sleep okai?
Lolcat: *pout* kitteh no sleep, kitteh scwatch itchy paw.
* few minutes later kitteh feels sleepeh again *
Lolrus: Ai! Kitteh no sleep, or else lolrus make *claps hands together a few times while making walrus sound*
Lolcat: *stares* Lolrus splat kitteh?
Lolrus: *nods*
Lolcat: *trembles in pheear* Lolrus big, if kitteh sleep, kitteh splat!
* sees Forbidden Kingdom on DVD *
Lolcat: Oh! Oh! Forbidden Kingdom! Kitteh like movie, kitteh no sleep!
Lolrus: Good.
Lolcat: Kitteh no sleep so kitteh no splat!


Yeah, and that's how I ended up not sleeping on the way home. ;__;

Now that I'm at home (in Laguna, mind), I feel compelled to tell people that I already have the Twilight soundtrack. w00t! Now how do I put this on the freakin iPod without my USB cord? ...JAY! Arghhh. x_x


Teh songz r0xxorz!

I'll upload the soundtrack on my Multiply page instead. ^__^
Link: Twilight Original Motion Picture Soundtrack